A parody written and performed by Helen Austin at Voices Three 2008, a concert which raised $6000 for Hospice Ok..for all that have asked...here are the words!!! Smooth Operator Got no man, got no boy You'll have free time on your own with your new toy It's got no chord, it is hand held It just takes 2 size AA batteries from Duracell You don't need a permit no license to hold They come in black, they come in gold And it's got a heater in case it gets cold No need to ask It 'sa smooth operator, smooth operator Smooth operator For each masterbator Just make sure that's it's been earthed, no electric shock If you don't know what I'm talking about it's a plastic c**k Single shaft, double end Use it alone or maybe use it with a friend On your own you can have fun And you don't have to listen to him complain When you're not done There's no one to sleep with and no one to snore No need to pull, no need to score There's no need to worry, no need to withdraw There's no mess there's no Ejaculator, ejaculator So I'll see you later With my smooth operator It may not have a body attached and it's got no legs But it can do so much more than a man It can scramble eggs It's a pelvic gyrator And it doesn't look like a potata And you won't have to waita With your smooth operator Just find a retailer for your muff invader It's such a time saver And there's no need to fake -a
